Man I wish that happened in Equestria! I'd be so awesome-looking right now if it did. [He huffs]

I'm a few years old now. I'm not sure exactly how many. Twilight's better at keeping track of that stuff.

[Spike's eyes light up]

Yeah, they're not too hard to find! My friend Rarity can use magic to find them, and then I help her dig them up. She uses them to make clothes, but she gives me some to eat. Personally I think putting them on clothes is a complete waste...